HOT!

It is so hot! I went to lay down a while, and the next thing I knew an hour had gone by. I was knocked out. When I woke up, it was even hotter than before. What is happening?! I can't take it. My head hurts. My eyes are blurred. My legs keep collapsing under me. I can't open the windows because hot wind keeps blowing in.

Wind = Yes
Hot= No
Hot Wind = Oooh No

Thank goodness for fans. They just spin and spin and spin and spin and magically cool me down. BUT! Beware. Once I step away from the magic fan's line of influence I melt. How nice would it be if I had some ice cream right now? Very nice! I think sometime soon Ben and Jerry's is going to have one of those free ice cream days. It is only in certain places, so look it up and if one of them is nearby take me with you! Stream of consciousness narration. Is this what I am doing? Darn English. Making me realize that there is a term for how I am writing. First person. Since I am using "I" and "you". Huzzah!

Wait.

Stop right there.

Don't turn around.

This may come as a shock to you.

But.

It is important.

And it is important to you and me.

So listen up.

Don't listen down.

Or look away.

Look straight ahead.

Okay.

So here it is.

I have a quiz in English!

So here is an interesting little thing. Starting Thursday I'm going to be lugging around a bag of trash. Not your trash or his trash or her trash or that trash, but my trash. Yep. Yup. Yip. Yuppers. Yipperoo. One week. Thursday to Thursday. I can't throw anything away. Except into my little trash baggie. All the trash I make goes in the bag. Not into the trash can, that goes to the bigger trash can, that goes to the truck, the goes to the landfill. Now now. Don't get grossed out too quickly. This doesn't mean I have to lug around my food scraps, and used toilet paper. I keep those in a log. Not a wooden log but a written log. On a peice of paper. Food scraps do not have to be thrown away. They can be put in a compost pile. Compost pile. Compost pile. Great right? If you do not know what a compost pile is..

LOOK IT UP